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15 May

It was occurring to me as I did the laundry for the show, that it is a very peculiar thing to handle the underwear of strangers.

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So, last night there were about ten kids that came to Dulcy, what with Sri being a teacher. She didn't get the kids out for Vanities, but I suppose that that show is a little adult for the 13-year-olds.

There was this one boy who was about four feet tall, covered in zits, his voice was changing like crazy, and, as Matty said, he's probably masturbating about ten times a day. I just wanted to get down on my knees so that I could look him in the eyes and say to him, "Your entire life will be uphill from here. Every single moment will be better than this, I swear!"

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Got home and watched this absolutely revolting Bullshit on circumcision, then an episode of Soundtrack of the Century, a show about the history of music that I am loving. However, there was a small glitch. The TiVo synopsis info was:

' "After the Gold Rush" The upheavals of the early 1970s; the careers of James Taylor, Carole King, Randy Newman, Jackson Browne and Bill Withers.'

Sounds great, doesn't it? However, the only person on that list mentioned in the entire hour was Bill Withers. Now, they talked about great people, America, The Grateful Dead, The Byrds, The Band, The Eagles, The Flying Burrito Brothers, Gram Parsons, Paul Simon, Joni Mitchell, CSN and sometimes Y, not to mention Y on his own, they really did a good overview of the folk-rock and country-rock of the early '70s. But they never mentioned JT, Carole King, my man Rand, or Jackson Browne.

Somebody really should have a word with the blurb-writer. I really think that he might have skipped watching this one.

An aside (as opposed to everything else in this entry), who knew that that "Take a load off Fanny/Take a load for free/Take a load off Fanny/And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me" song of The Band's was called "The Weight"? Not me!

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Today's horoscope:
An extremely unexpected emotional revelation will leave you wondering how to handle the feelings of all parties concerned -- including your own. Wait and see if this stands the test of time before you take any major steps.

One year ago today:
I always say that my childhood wasn't any great treat, what with being tortured by other children almost where ever I went, but my home life, my family, my house--that part of my childhood almost couldn't have been better.

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