1 March All I can say is that my life is pretty plain... 2 March I'm too old to think love's just gentle and sweet, any romance'll make your heart skip a beat... 3 March You got someone to love you, who could ask for more? 4 March Days, I remember cities. Nights, I dream about a perfect place... 5 March These aristocrats and highbrows meet with such astonished eyebrows... 6 March O, the weather outside is frightful... 7 March Would you ever say to me 'Stop. If you love me, stop?' 8 March One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small... 9 March Hello? Is anybody home? Well, you don’t know me, but I know you... 10 March Sometimes I catch myself staring into space, counting down the hours 'til I get to see your face... 11 March And like that... he's gone... 12 March You know, the nearer your destination, the more you're slip-sliding away... 13 March As for you, Troy Donahue, I know what you wanna do... 14 March Take another little piece of my heart now, baby... 15 March Well, I dreamed I saw a knight in armour calling... 16 March Do you feel Janis Joplin in your thing? 17 March I'm Rinso white... 18 March The curtains close on a kiss, God knows... 19 March Where do we go from here? Is it down to the lake, I fear? 20 March A secret message from my teeth! 21 March Tiny bubbles in the wine, make me happy, make me feel fine... 22 March I'm late, I"m late, for a very important date... 23 March Going to the chapel of love... 24 March Help me, I'm fallin', fallin', catch me if you can... 25 March I am woman, hear me roar... 26 March This magic moment, so different and so new, is like any other... 27 March I'm not drinking any FUCKING Merlot! 28 March You're the one who brutally murdered all the cheerleaders! 29 March I'm stuck in Folsom Prison, and time keeps draggin' on... 30 March I don't think of my na-na as power... 31 March Late last night I heard the screen door slam, and a big yellow taxi took away my old man...