1 April But the fool on the hill sees the sun going down, and the eyes in his head see the world spinning 'round... 2 April I'll always be Irish, 'cause that's how I began... 3 April Everybody must get stoned... 4 April What is it that we're living for?" Applause, applause... 5 April Hair, flow it, show it, long as God can grow it, my hair... 6 April Yes, I've come a long way down the pike, never met a man I didn't like... 7 April Hey Venus, o Venus... 8 April I think of Elsie to this very day... 9 April But who expected bumblebees could fly? 10 April Like a bridge over troubled water, I will lay me down... 11 April Don't leave me all alone, just drop me off at home... 12 April I was so excited I could barely keep my legs together... 13 April Wonder of wonders, miracle of miracles, God took a Daniel by the hand... 14 April Red red wine, stay close to me... 15 April A mark, a yen, a buck, or a pound, is all that makes the world go 'round... 16 April Now I hear the music, close my eyes, I am rhythm, in a flash it takes hold of my heart... 17 April I will rock you like a baby, I will, cradled in my arms, I will keep you safe from danger... 18 April Fie, fie, unknit that threatening unkind brow, and dart not scornful glances from those eyes, to wound thy lord... 19 April What a dump! 20 April Even my henchmen think I'm crazy... 21 April C is for cupcake, that's good enough for me, o, cupcake cupcake cupcake starts with C! 22 April Please don't spoil my day, I'm miles away... 23 April Big bloody wallet full of snakes, goddam cupcakes on fire... 24 April How'd you like a nice Hawaiian Punch? 25 April My girl wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time... 26 April The cow goes mooo... 27 April I'm the type of boy who always gets what he wants... 28 April Philadelphia freedom, shine on me... 29 April And then you’re in the man from mars... 30 April Kids, be free, be whatever you are, do whatever you want to do, just so long as you don't hurt anybody...