So yesterday, I took the pill and...no reaction!

I had some hives on my wrist this morning that seemed to be for no reason whatsoever, but other than that, 500 milligrams of vitamin B coursed through my system without causing the top of my head to come off, and that's alright by me.

I took care of the kids yesterday, and I swan, the things that come out of my mouth when I'm with them, I should get struck by lightning.

Molly asked for a snack while we were at the supermarket, and I said that she could have crackers and peanut butter. When we got home, she asked for a Pop Tart instead, and I said no. "But it's made with real fruit!" she cried, "Ha, it's no better than candy, forget it!"

I tell them to turn off that damn TV, I tell them they can't have sweets, I tell them to do their homework as soon as they get home from school, I ask them how do they know they don't like it if they haven't tried it? I should be ashamed of myself.

I also tell them not to whine, not to tattle and to suck it up, so that's not quite as outrageously hypocritical, but honestly, my mother would fall down laughing could she hear.

I am so in love with Family Guy, it's just the most glorious show ever. Who knew? I read the reviews, so I never bothered to watch it, but those reviewers must have totally been on crack.

The one where Brian's in love with Lois and he's peeing everywhere and Logan's Run and Mister Rogers and the Lindbergh baby? It doesn't get any better than that.

Yesterday I caught up on Gael, Dawn ( my dad was a semi-regular on Room 222), Jenfu (whaddaya mean you're quitting? I don't think so, missy!), and Erin (married and happy).

Today's horoscope:
You're mulling something over, and trying to decide what the most shocking thing in the world might be -- the most shocking thing you could possibly do. Don't set a torch to any bridges you might need in the future.

One year ago today:
There has been no TV since Friday! I have actually cleared off my TiVo. Aren't I having enough going on these days without also the fate worse than death of having no TV? What is this, Little House on the Prairie?

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