I had a real day off yesterday, not going into the city at all. What a treat! I just sat around the house, watching TV and writing journal entries. I'm trying to catch up before my journalversary tomorrow, but I don't know whether I'll make it or not.

It was rainy and bleak all day, a perfect day to spend in the house.

I did manage to leave the house once, though not to go to the city, only to go to the supermarket and the post office.

I wanted to send out my armload of Queen of the Month presents, so I put them in envelopes and marched off to the post office all proud of myself. However, I waited too long before leaving the house, and when I got there it was closed!

Not because it actually closes at that time normally, but because they are installing new machines. Hell, the presents are already late, what's one more day? And I was able to drop Spellbound into the mailbox to go back to Netflix, so it wasn't a completely wasted trip.

I don't watch Changing Rooms on BBCAmerica, I don't watch any shows like that, I cannot bear them. That said, the new commercials running for the show featuring an extremely lickable fellow named Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen are really making me perk up like a pointer bitch about it.

I feel fairly solid in saying that it comes across loudly and clearly in the commercials that LLB probably would be the first guy cast in Queer Eye for the Cockney Guy, but that's the nice thing about living a mostly fantasy life. My lack of a penis is no impediment to our future, completely fictional, relationship.

It's the mark of a good commercial, selling you on the product and making you want to blow the salesman.

Today's horoscope:
If you're smart -- and your sign has never been known for anything less -- you'll make plans to spend a few hours this evening with someone who's worthy of your wit, intelligence and elegant company.

One year ago today:
Then was the show, which was an absolute zoo. We sold out, and by sold out I mean sold every single chair and had to put down a couple more. What happened to all of the extra chairs?

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