1 April And I think it's kind of funny, and I think it's kind of sad, the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I ever had.... 2 April Jerry Falwell's God was standing by the elevator when we were talking about the party, so we had to invite him... 3 April You're the cream in my coffee, you're the salt in my stew, you will always be my necessity; I'd be lost without you... 4 April The last time I tortured somebody, they didn't even have chainsaws... 5 April Time time time, see what's become of me... 6 April I wish that we could do it all again... 7 April Could many years of victories result in defeat? 8 April No need to run or hide... 9 April And God bless America, it just might work... 10 April With my maps on the table, you see, I have lost many things... 11 April All I want's this sunny afternoon... 12 April Here's a lid for m'lady's dome, happy Easter! 13 April But I am going to a far, far land, I know it sure as I've a past and a future... 14 April Tell me about the rabbits, George... 15 April I heard it makes the spring appear out of season... 16 April Open up the window, get some air into this room... 17 April Oh it's a long road from law to justice... 18 April Guys like us, that work on ranches are the loneliest guys in the world. They've got no family and they don't belong no place... 19 April And we're gonna live off the fatta the land! 20 April Look at Mother Nature on the run in the nineteen seventies... 21 April Madam, We must have waffles! We must all have waffles forthwith! 22 April Isn't this a time, isn't this a time? A time to try the soul of man, isn't this a wonderful time? 23 April You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real pussy wagon... 24 April All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me... 25 April I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me... 26 April In the afterlife, you could be headed for the serious strife... 27 April I'm a living in a cardboard box... 28 April Born on a mountaintop in Tennessee, greenest state in the land of the free... 29 April The rivers sing and stars awaken above me... 30 April Put down the duckie if you want to play the saxophone...