I need an inner tube. I want an inner tube. Where am I going to get an inner tube?

And it's not just an inner tube, you see, it's a big tractor inner tube, an old one with patches on it and I don't even know where to start, farming supply stores being not entirely as common as Starbucks' in NYC.

So I sent an email to my notify list, because what the hell? Maybe someone will have an old inner tube, there are all kinds of peculiar people on my notify list! And then you know what I got? An email from a reader named Bruce who has corresponded lightly with me over the years who lives near a tire store that always has a big pile of old inner tubes and might be able to get one for me!

I swear, if he does, I'm totally having his babies.

Last night was opening night of the one acts, so no rehearsal. And Le was acting in one! He wrote a play called LeRoy and the Star for him and Laura to do, and it was just hilarious. He had mentioned before I saw it that he thought about writing other two person shows about LeRoy, like LeRoy and His Sister for me and him to do.

Well, after hearing the line, "After I killed my wife, my sister moved in with me. She a better cook and is better in bed than my wife, too!" I told him that I insisted on his writing that play for us!

Today's horoscope:
If you want to do your best, start out by doing less. The distractions of a busy world erode and scatter the best of intentions. Be careful that your gains don't slip away from you.

One year ago today:
...and he came out for the scene with Jabe at the top of Act III with it wide open and I had to hide behind my script I was laughing so hard. "Do you think Jabe'll guess that Val is having an affair with his wife?" I whispered to Katie, who was equally paralytic with laughter.

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