I love Match Game. It's the best show in the whole world.

The question was something about a farmer who was getting so close to his chickens that "Instead of hair, he grew blank", and the player said "feathers" and then Eva Gabor said, "You don't grow feathers, you pluck them!" and Gene answered, "But where do you think the feathers came from in the first place?" and Eva said firmly, "Pillows!"

Fran came up to me yesterday and said, "Did we really take no pictures of this play?" Meaning Moon. And no we didn't. Because I take the pictures and I was in this show. So pictures were there none.

And today he said to me, "Did we talk about doing Moon again in February, or was that a dream?" I told him that it was, in fact, a dream, and he said it was so realistic that he got it mixed up with the "Why the hell didn't we take pictures, it wasn't as though it was a car wreck that nobody wanted to look at!" conversation.

Holy shit, have you seen the new "If you take Ecstasy, drink Dasani!" commercial?

This woman goes into a club and they are playing this very rhythmic dance music, and she goes to bar and gets a bottle of Dasani, and she dances with this boy, and it's very disjointed and there are all these people smiling and laughing and drinking lots of water, and then she's on a motorcycle with the boy, and then she's home and she drinks more water and undresses and cuddles up to a life-sized teddy bear. "Can't live without excitement. Can't live without Dasani."

So, music, rave, dancing, everything's very tactile, everyone's smiling and loving each other, and everyone's drinking a ton of water. Ecstasy dehydrates you, you see, so you have to constantly drink water, this is such a known fact that I, who have never been near that drug, have that information at the tip of my fingers.

It's absolutely wild, and I cannot believe that somebody didn't know that that was the commercial that they were making. In fact, I'm pretty certain that everybody knew the commercial that they were making, the advertising company, the product people, everybody. And they knew that the consumers who need to know what the commercial meant would know what the commercial meant, and that everyone else would just think that it was an MTV style ad.

The funniest part? It ran during Wheel of Fortune.

Today's horoscope:
Your elevated perspective rests on solid foundations. Self-care is the key to your vitality. There's a better chance of meeting the right person now that you're feeling more relaxed.

One year ago today:
I'm not quite certain which is more annoying, but I really think that I should have stuck with "I've been to Nice and the Isle of Greece while I've sipped champagne on a yacht/I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed 'em what I've got!"

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