Can someone please explain to me why it's either 60° and rainy or 90° and humid and never anything decent in between?

Cynthia says that she doesn't care what it is as long as it just chooses one and stays there. I disagree entirely, I want it to be 75° and sunny and dry. She said yes, if I could make it do that, she'd be happy to go along with it. I'll see what I can do.

Here I am, living in the land of the flies again, for the sixth summer in a row. They are dive-bombing me everywhere I walk, and there are the winged ants again, it's all very Discovery Channel round our way.

But I can't get fly paper to hang up like I usually do, because I also am living in the land of the glow bugs, and if I hung up fly paper and caught a glow bug, I'd fall over dead from the guilt. They flutter through the house, I catch them and put them outside, then there's another one. There just might be only one, but he really wants to be with me.

I'll tell you, though, not cleaning away cobwebs had turned out to be a good thing, because there are all these old ones from spiders long gone in the corners of my bedroom ceiling, and I glanced at them the other day and a nice handful of those bad winged ants were hanging there. Thanks, long gone spiders!

So yesterday I finally took all of my stuff off of my old computer. And why do I need to take all of my stuff off of my old computer? Why because I'm giving it to my mother and I need to take it to Gateway to be fixed, and then sent to her so that she can actually have a computer and bombard me with emails as well as with phone calls.

Then I watched a bunch of Prisoner episodes and painted my nails for the first time this summer. It was a leisurely day.

Today's horoscope:
Recognizing an obstacle only drives you to conquer it. Perfectionism will make you miserable if you let it. Do something that reminds you favorably of your own humanity.

One year ago today:
"I have decided that X is the stupidest person alive, if not the stupidest person who has ever lived. Explaining things 90 times is never enough, on the 91st time, she still sounds surprised at the knowledge."

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