So yes, I was home sick yesterday, but once I woke up at 3.30p, I was fine, so I was still able to go to the opening of Comedy of Errors with Omar last night.

He was almost late, he had stopped at Zuni's to see Cynthia and Fran and the kids and was swept away by Bonnie and Molly. Apparently, Bonnie gave him half of her cheeseburger. She's such a flirt.

I forgave him for being almost late, since he had grown a beard, which made my jaw drop. I am crazy about beards, and he looked amazing. Apparently, it was for the scene that he's doing for his audition for the Actors Studio on Saturday, but I don't care about the reason, only the result. Thank you, Actors Studio!

The show was quite good, by the way. Especially due to the fact that Matt Klan wore white tights, which was just about the greatest thing that I have seen since Omar's beard. My God, it about took my breath away, the way he looked in those white tights. He should be required to wear them at all times.

Afterwards, at the bar, I told Matt how great he looked in the tights, and he said, "O, you think I should show off my legs?" and I'm like, yeah, legs, whatever. I could eat lunch off his ass. He said that before Bev sewed on the codpieces, they were all trading fluffing techniques in order to make their dicks look more impressive, to which I could only say, "Um, I think you won!"

He played one of the Antipholuses, to which I can only say that if the characters in the play had just looked below his waist occasionally, they wouldn't have been confused at all about the fact that they were two different guys. Yeah, I'm a little obsessed. Between Omar's beard and Matt's white tights, it was a really good night.

Today's horoscope:
Whether grudgingly or willingly, a hero does work that no one else wants to touch. Some good will come out of this, even if you can't imagine what it might be. Keep your conversation purely functional.

One year ago today:
Don't ask why, Lord knows I don't know, but for some reason the words that flow like bricks at home flow like a much more flowy substance at work, so I'm letting them flow there.

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