1 December Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you... 2 December Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge... 3 December Strange, dear, but true, dear, when I'm close to you, dear, the stars fill the sky... 4 December We walk the streets, gently staring, wondering what to do... 5 December I think I hear them calling, o Beth, what can I do? 6 December I sold your Renoir and your TV set... 7 December All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you... 8 December I wish I'd only look and didn't have to touch... 9 December And were I a deadwood ship, my heart a compass, I would leave with inanimate grace, no love could touch me... 10 December 'Cause we need a little Christmas, right this very minute... 11 December Tony, I think you just broke my hymen! 12 December I started to write back about the trees in the snow, and I saw a bird, couldn't see what it was but I thought you'd know... 13 December When it finds you, and find you it will... 14 December I hear him before I go to sleep and focus on the day that's been... 15 December It's really good to see you rocking out and having fun, living like you just begun... 16 December Last night I dreamed I went to Manderley again... 17 December It's a storm in a shadowbox, a force to be reckoned with... 18 December I heard love can fall so hard, it can bury a kingdom... 19 December Don't try to tempt me -- you've no hope. I don't like women, I don't take dope... 20 December One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster the bars are temples but the pearls ain't free... 21 December Accept your life and what it brings... 22 December 'What's a four letter word for snatch?' 'Grab.' 'O...o yeah!' 23 December I hear those sleigh bells ringling, jing-ting-tingling too... 24 December And you were never a good lay, and you were never a good friend... 25 December Loneliness is the coat you wear... 26 December I know I shouldn't but I want you so bad, I know it couldn't be but I want what we had... 27 December 2000 miles is very far through the snow, I’ll think of you wherever you go... 28 December Name a shrub after me. Something prickly and hard to eradicate. 29 December 'Come with me, we'll never... never have to worry about grown-up things again.' 'Never is an awfully long time.' 30 December I don't need permission, make my own decisions... 31 December I go down to your place, we sit and chat, chat about New York and trips to the bayou...