Today I got my first criticism on my Jones label. It was from an anonymous hotmail account, and it said in its entirety, "your picture sucks faggot!"

Now what I'm trying to figure out is whether the comma that is not actually there is deliberate or not. Does the writer mean that my picture actually, physically sucks a faggot? And if so, which faggot? And honestly, isn't that something to be celebrated, since pictures so rarely commit spontaneous actions on their own. Perhaps the writer wants to let me know of the miracle of the picture that sucks faggot!

If the comma should have actually been there, it is a rather less polite email, as apparently I am the faggot in question. But why would the writer think that I am a faggot? Is there something faggotty about the style of the photography of which I am unaware? Or is he addressing Omar, intimating something from the length of his eyelashes that he is a faggot?

Who is the faggot?! Who who who, I ask, who!! I may never sleep again.

Lenten entries missed:

Quinn drank her bathwater, insisted on being read to and reveled in her popularity.

Today's horoscope:
The only thing more gratifying than being asked for advice is watching someone follow it. You haven't lost your guiding touch. Secondhand merchandise is just as useful and costs just a fraction of the price.

One year ago today:
I am in a FURY. I am a tower of WHITE HOT RAGE. My ANGER has the burning power of a THOUSAND SUNS. Why? Because people are REALLY ANNOYING, and everything and everyone is getting on my LAST NERVE!

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