I dreamt last night that I was pregnant, but so was Monty. He looked like Milo, but I knew that he was Monty, and then he gave birth to about ten puppies all at once in a big knot that looked just like Stockton.

I woke up thinking, "How could Monty have Stockton's puppies, when they don't even like each other? And Monty's been fixed! And he's a cat! And he's a male cat! Okay, wait a minute, it was a dream."

I do think, though, that my first thought about how it was impossible that my neutered male cat could give birth to puppies was that he and the dog that the puppies resemble don't like each other.

So I haven't lost any weight the past couple of weeks, I've just stayed stuck at -22 lbs and considering what I need to lose, that is simple unacceptable. I'm doing my points! I'm doing less than my points most days because I bank them for Fridays, but that's allowed. I'm not drinking hardly any soda, why am I not losing?

Then it occurred to me that my bathroom floor is warped, which certainly makes it easier to mop up the water from my ablutions, but maybe it makes it more difficult to get an accurate weight.

So I moved the scale out over the door sill into the kitchen, stepped on the scale again, and I had lost two pounds! So now I'm -24! Yay for me!

"My dog has the same hedgehog as that."
"Which one?"
"The big one in the middle. Does it squeak?"
"No, it doesn't...(squeaka-squeaka), hey! It squeaks!"

It doesn't take much to entertain me on a Tuesday at work.

Today's horoscope:
Shared ideas contribute to getting things accomplished, but don't carry this focus to the extreme of petty gossip or mindless chatter.

One year ago today:
No songs that talk about their tanks and their bombs and their bombs and their guns please! I don't think that's too much to ask.

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