Got a classic spam today, almost as good as the best spam in the history of spam, titled "Say Good-Bye To Spam", which basically said "Buy our product and you'll never have to get crappy emails like this one again!" There's a piece of spam that knows its audience.

And what was today's? Well, spelling mistakes intact, it was titled: "Doctor-Approved Pill, ------get a begger pee pee"

I love the fact that they are targeting the people who want larger penises but who don't like using the word penis--is there a large group of shy, tiny-dicked, stupid, computer-owning consumers out there? Because they have got to be stupid to think that a pill will give you a bigger penis, or, excuse me, a "begger pee pee." Hey, maybe it's not a typo, maybe it's tarketed towards the indigent, shy, tiny-dicked, stupid, computer-owning consumers, and they need pee pees that can earn their own way!

I was talking on the phone with my mother the other day and I don't know why we got talking about my grandfather, Pop, but she said that he would only take Bayer aspirin, and if you tried to give him anything else, he would know!

"That was not Bayer! That did not help me the way Bayer does!"

And of course, the funny thing was that he was always right! Now that's consumer brand-name loyalty. Explains alot about me, really.

Today's horoscope:
Friends may offer new ideas for investments or new opportunities to spend money. Enjoy the interaction, but trust your own instincts.

One year ago today:
And if the ax-murderer were willing to direct, we'd definitely keep him!"

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