So I got to work yesterday, and The Raccoon was not there. So I went to The Evil Overlord's office, and she was not there either! I went to the Assistant Lord God King of Accounting and asked if there had been an alien invasion.

She said that it was just a co-incidence, but personally, I'll be watching the skies.

Before work, I went to Weight Watchers. It was very hard to get up, and I did not actually get there on time, but I did not want to deal with the horror that is the noontime meeting, so I went late. They hadn't locked up yet, though the meeting was long over.

I lost .2 of a pound, which made me yell, "All that throwing up was for nothing?! No fair!!!"

I figure, you fill a shoe with vomit, you lose a pound or two, but apparently not. I'll bet if I had weighed in on Tuesday I would have been down more.

At work I went on an obsessive-compulsive cleaning jag, going through my drawers, rubber-banding packets of mustard together.

I had no idea how much salt was in that drawer--I have all of the salt on earth. I swear, if you don't have any salt in your house, it's because it's all in my top drawer at work. I'm surprised that the oceans aren't made of fresh water.

I was literally shaking after organizing my drawers and my overhead bins. You would never guess that I would garner this much joy from cleaning and organizing by the state of my apartment. Either I'm jumping over piles of papers from 1998 or I'm all wide-eyed, putting the plastic forks in order by colour and size, there is no in-between with me.

Today's horoscope:
An income opportunity comes through a friend. Be sure all details are clearly spelled out.

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