"Remind me to give you that list."
"What list?"
"The list of your new responsibilities."
"O, okay. Don't forget to give me the list."
"I've had it since last week, and I keep forgetting."

What new responsibilities, I wanted to ask. What are you talking about? Did I get that promotion? Is it a secret? I am completely kerfuffed about it, but I'm afraid to ask. Maybe I've been demoted rather than promoted, but wouldn't they have mentioned that, too?

Maybe it's just new responsibilities because there are responsibilities that need being done, not because of any other reason. But I'm about ready to have stroke over it.

On the Today Show, hiding your figure flaws:

"Alot of women who feel like they have figure flaws don't want to go with the trends, the fads, because they feel like they are going to stick out, you think that's a bad idea?"
"I think women can wear the trends, they just have to know how to wear them, for instance with a stomach wouldn't want to belt the peasant blouse, but a woman with big hips or a big rear would."

And if you have all three, for God's sake stay home because nothing can help. And no peasant blouses for you!

Today's horoscope:
Take the family portrait, give your lover a sexy boudoir photograph, or create some pleasing visual memories.

One year ago today:
After church was tech for the show, which I thought was amusing, going from church and God and ashes to sex and dancing and pussy in a mere couple of hours.

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