So yesterday was all about exciting emails.

The first one was from a radio producer of a morning show who was looking for a dialect coach on the net and came up with my site and was interested in having me as a guest on her show! But not as a dialect coach, because I apparently am interesting in other ways (who knew?), and why waste the dialect coach idea when they can do something else?

I ended up talking to her on the phone today, and she was great and she thought that I was very verbal and funny and everything and she said that on the show they had had a segment where they would randomly call people and make them tell their life stories, but it didn't work that well, because these people didn't particularly want to tell their life stories on the radio. I, however, have no particular objection to telling my life story to all and sundry, so that's what I'll be doing at 7a next Thursday on WGHT North Jersey 1500!

I have absolutely no idea how I can manage to be quick and witty at that hour, or even make any sense at all. I told her that I'd try not to swear, which will really be the tricky bit, I promise you.

And if you happen to be awake at 7a EDT on Thursday the 7th, and trust me when I say that you West Coast people are totally off the hook, you can hear me on the net here!

The other cool email was from the audience coordinator for Musicians, saying that Randy Newman's gonna be on the show next week and if I help spread the word on my incredibly out of date RN webpage, I will get VIP tickets to the show!

Um, what's going on? Are hundred dollar bills going to be raining from the sky? Am I going to win the American Photo contest? Will Russell Crowe start pounding on my door, weeping with love for me? Am I part of a giant experiment to see how a person will react when having a million really cool things all in a row happen to them?

Well, bring 'em on, I can take it!

Conversation with Beth, the radio producer:

"So, do you write every day?"
(lying slightly) "Yes, I do."
"Do you find that you write about your life more than living your life?"
"No, because if I don't do stuff, I don't have anything to write about! Though you can tell when I'm running short of inspiration because I start to write very vigorously about what's on TV."

Today's horoscope:
Dissatisfaction occurs if want you want is too far removed from what is. Ground your dreams with small, practical steps.

One year ago today:
I have a crush on the show!

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