You know what I am going to do tomorrow? I am going to clean up my bedroom! No, really! Stop that laughing, I'm serious. Okay, if you're gonna be like that I'm not going to tell you people anything anymore. You'll just have to suffer and then you'll be sorry, but it will all be far too late then.

Admittedly, it's just as likely that I will instead sit, drooling, in front of the box watching hours and hours of The Osbournes and Greg the Bunny and The Sweet Spot and Andy Richter Controls the Universe, but at least I like to think that I am going to clean up my bedroom!

It certainly needs it. On the other hand, I first decided that I wanted to do this around Wednesday, and since I am the well-know queen of losing steam, there is every chance in the world that Ozzie and Greg the Bunny will win.

Honestly, I haven't watched any half hour comedies in ages besides Friends, and even that I didn't pick up again until this season, and some things on BBCAmerica, but suddenly this is an amazing time for the genre. If only The Tick hadn't been canceled, it would be the hands-down most subversive season of comedies ever.

I loved this entry of Never's, because I have taken the exact quotes to my heart. I look at the cat shit on the floor next to the cat box (don't ask) and say, "I'm not picking up any more turds, I'm a fucking rock star!" and just sort of howling, "Sharon! Sharon!!" when the TV clicker doesn't work.

Although when the TV clicker didn't work in the first episode, he actually called for Jack, but I can relate to non-working remotes better than I can to not wanting to look like Ricky Martin. Which I don't, but it's rarely a problem.

So anyway, bedroom. Cleaning. Not TV. Not the Murray brothers playing golf, not Greg, I mean Bizzleburp (Beetlejuice?) embracing his true puppet self, not Andy making a diamond by squeezing an old lady's head, just picking clothes up off the floor and folding them and putting them away.

Sharon! Sharon!! SHAROOOOONNNNN!!!

Lenten entries missed:

Uncle Aussie, well, Uncle Aussie does not archive, so I haven't a clue what she has been up to over Lent. But she does prefer the purple M&Ms!

Today's horoscope:
A quiet meal at home can be the perfect opportunity for increased intimacy. Keep the lights low and your intuition high to set the mood.

One year ago today:
My favourite moment was when I was dressing Bonnie, and she said, "Kymmie, you look so cute in sunglasses!" Of course, I was not wearing sunglasses.

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