Man, remember when people would do April Fools jokes in their journals? Like this one, which about gave me a heart attack, and these two, which, since they were all about me were totally my favourites. How come nobody does things like that anymore?

Well don't look at me, baby.

So yesterday was Easter, which meant that I sat around the house and watched TV!

Not so different from any other Sunday when I'm not going in to work, but at least there wasn't that. I didn't buy jeans, either, as I have needed to for about six weeks, or dye my hair, but I did make beef stroganoff for dinner, which entailed cleaning out and re-arranging the freezer, since the beef cubes were way in the back in the bottom.

I dread to think how long I have had some of this meat, but it was really delicious. And so easy, the hardest thing is chopping the onion, but since I got the onion holder, that was a breeze.

Okay, if I didn't love it before, after last night's show, Law and Order-Criminal Intent would have jumped to the head of the pack.

You see, sexy sexy Vince D'Onofrio and his partner were interrogating a prisoner, and in order to see whether said prisoner would faint at the sight of blood, sexy sexy Vince D'Onofrio took out a switchblade and slashed his own palm, then shoved it in the guy's face, saying "Look, I seem to have cut myself, look, it's really coming out!" until the guy passed out.

Baby, I almost passed out.

The only thing that could have made it better would be if he had rubbed the blood all over his face. I'd give alot to have sexy sexy Vince D'Onofrio slash his palm with a switchblade for me. I just might have a new story to tell myself when I go to sleep.

Y'know, I've tried to figure out where this whole blood thing came from, but I'm really at a loss.

Allison Krauss on Austin City Limits introducing the song "Wild Bill Jones":

"We have people who ask us sometimes why we do those sad songs all the time, and the truth is, (Dan: "We're sad people!"), we're sad people, yes, but, um, another reason is we don't want anyone leavin' here feelin' good! And we've got the perfect song for anybody, it's got a variety of things in this next number that will appeal to every one of you. Uh, there's a murder in this song, actually there's two murders, and uh, so that, that, covers alot of things you don't see that often. It's got your basic firearm, it's got trains and handcuffs, it's got liquor, it's got your jail, that's a good one, and it's got a love story for the ladies."

And now it's time for the return of Lenten Entries Missed! And not a moment too soon, since I have 652 notifies in my notify mailbox.

First is Beth, and there is no reason to link entries because they will be gone gone baby, because the archive is only for me me me! Me, I say! Me! Because I am important and special! Either that or because I am whiney and self-important, but I'll take the effect no matter what the cause.

Anyway, during Lent Beth bought a new car and a new bike, started the whole Saving Kymm's Soul webring, and promised to write every day of Lent, which, considering that she pooped out as of the 10th, was a giant lie, but at least there were more entries than usual over a 40 day period, so I am not complaining.

Okay, I am complaining, but only a little beensy bit.

Happy new birthday, Jessie!

Today you are three! What a big girl you are! Time for pre-school and learning to share and tell time and count to twenty.

Today's horoscope:
Focus and concentration come more easily to you and your family today. A good time to work on completing unfinished projects.

One year ago today:
FRAN
Man, she could pick a dime off the ice with her ass.

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