1 April So put them handcuffs on me boys and lead me to that freight car gate... 2 April 'Oh, that hurts! Wait, I'm not numb!' 'Aw, shut up, open wide, here I come!' 3 April Lying there and staring at the ceiling, waiting for a sleepy feeling... 4 April O Canada! Our home and native land! 5 April So tell me what you want, what you really really want... 6 April O where are you going, my pretty fair maid, with your red rosy cheeks and your curly black hair? 7 April Just direct your feet to the sunny side of the street... 8 April I've danced with dozens of others the whole night through... 9 April Loneliness is the cloak you wear... 10 April It's great to be a celebrity, an actor's life for me... 11 April Dre-e-e-eam, dream dream dre-eam... 12 April It's the Fozzie Bear verdict all over again... 13 April When it's time to party, we will party hard... 14 April It's the springtime of my life... 15 April I'm walking on sunshine... 16 April Take the National Express when your life's in a mess, it'll make you smile... 17 April You must chill! You must chill! 18 April I hear your footsteps in the street it won't be long before we meet... 19 April Try to remember a kind of September... 20 April When they insist on blowing my bliss... 21 April Splish splash I was taking a bath, long about a Saturday night... 22 April You never told me you were waiting, contemplating... 23 April I'll never ask for more than your love... 24 April I don't find this stuff amusing anymore... 25 April You don't know how to ease my pain... 26 April I like my toast done on one side... 27 April So, lets get a party goin', now its time to party and we'll party hard.... 28 April It was the kind of party that you hope never ends, the lucky party boy surrounded by his friends... 29 April Don't you rush to get older... 30 April Crazy sheep, you are the odd one out...