Cold cold cold!! What the fuck happened to our early summer? Not that I'm complaining, no point in wasting all of the 90° days now, but I'd rather know it before leaving the house, so that I can bring a coat.

Yesterday I went to work for a few hours to get some of the stuff done that I hadn't because I was out last Tuesday and left early on Friday, and, for some reason, it was about two degrees in the office. Because, of course, what one wants for an empty office is that you could hang up a side of beef and it will stay spanking fresh!

No, honestly, I'm not exaggerating for once, my hand and sandaled feet were just so cold, and even wearing the sweater that I keep in the office wasn't quite good enough.

And then I left to go to the movies, and it was even colder outside! I'm glad I haven't put away my winter clothes yet. Not that I do, but you see my point.

And the movie that I went to see was The Mummy Returns, of course, the first big summer movie! Yay!

It was really swell, too, better than the original, practically in a class with Raiders of the Lost Ark, but for a slight bogging down in the second act and the fact that the sight of a cgi version professional wrestler's torso attached to a bug's body isn't exactly what one would call terrifying, no more so were it Hulk Hogan!

But the kid wasn't annoying at all, and it included a massive childhood fear of mine that I will not elaborate on, because I don't want to wreck it for you, but I will say that it comes from a 70's TV movie that I saw at a tender age.

And, best of all, it's a tag-team who's cuter match with Oded Fehr and Brendan Fraser passing the stick back and forth (excuse the mixed metaphor), not to mention Arnold Vosloo as the title character, who ain't bad either, though one wonders where he got the time to shave his armpits in the underworld.

Lenten entries missed:

Cameron is planning her wedding and planning her wedding and planning her wedding and planning her wedding some more. Of course she talks about other things, but when there is wedding talk, that's all I see! I almost wish that she'd never get married, that she'd just keep planning it forever 'n' ever.

Today's horoscope:
Your mind and imagination are highly active, with many different ideas popping up. Combine intuition with logic for best results.

One year ago today:
Of course, if you mess up while driving, you run into a tree, and if you mess up an accent, you only look like an asshole.

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