Well, it's Spring! How do I know? Is it because it was 90° yesterday? Is it because Little League has started? Has the first robin come and perched in my backyard, singing a little song to welcome the birth of the new year? Nope, nope and nope, it's because I had my very first ant invasion this morning!

They might as well have been wearing pastel bonnets and carrying Easter baskets, because nothing means Spring like they do. This year I'm going to get some goddamn white glue and cover those stupid holes by my sink that they insist on coming through.

So, last night was the second night of my show (if you are planning on coming, tonight is your last chance!), and it was much better than the first.

It was just as damn hot, if not hotter (I cannot tell you how happy I am that I get to wear a bathrobe in my first show and a shawl in my second! O lucky me.) But there was a much bigger audience, and they were extremely responsive. We got screams during the first show, absolute howls. I don't really think that it was that funny, but I'll take it.

Afterwards, Dawn and Tracing and Dario and I went out to the bar and hydrated ourselves. After filling our water glasses six or seven times, they finally gave us our own pitcher.

Dario was great, and spoke much better English than I expected. He looks just like Alexei Sayle, and when Dawn would occasionally shut up, he was very funny. That was a joke! It is true, of course, but still, a joke. I kid because I love.

Dawn, for the second time, left behind the Russell Crowe magazines that she brought all the way from Italy for me. Excuse me, that Dario remembered to put in the suitcase, as well as the cd she burned of the photographs that I took with her camera last week. She's such a bad bad person. The fact that I also forgot her magazines twice means nothing, nothing I say!

If I don't update tomorrow, know that the Jazz lost to the Mavs tonight and I hung myself.

Lenten entries missed:

Colleen got snowed on, saw my show, went to Savannah and went to Savannah some more.

Today's horoscope:
Visualize your monetary goals and come up with practical steps to attain them. A clear picture can help make dreams into reality.

One year ago today:
"DAAAAAAH da DEEE da da da DAAAAAAAH, da da dee daa daa DAAAAAH DA DEEEE daa daa!!!" gets a little old after six or seven hours.

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