Still no passport.

I went to this site and found two things, that the passport office has moved and that you now needed an appointment, you couldn't queue up out on the sidewalk all night like I did back in 1995, so I rang the automated line and got the earliest appointment that I could get. Which is Friday morning at 9.30a. My flight is Friday at 6.30p.

That ragged edge of disaster is getting more and more frayed.

The best part was when I had to call my mother and tell her that she needed to go get me another birth certificate, because the one that she got me last passport is nowhere to be found.

She was less than thrilled that she had to drive all the way out to Norwalk, order the thing, and then drive back today in order to pick it up. She said, "I had to sign a paper explaining why I wanted your birth certificate, and I explained that it is because my daughter is an idiot."

I couldn't figure out which would be worse, not finding the passport and having to pay $95 for a new one, or finding it after Mom has already made those two trips out to Norwalk.

What is the stupidest thing that you have ever done?

And we're still talking about what we want to be when you grow up, and unusual things we find sexy.

Today's horoscope:
Your mind is sharp today, yet also precise. Plan to accomplish problem-solving that requires both speed and exactitude.

One year ago today:
"I am a transvestite, of course, but now people ask me if it's different, now that I have the beard, and I explain to them that they should fuck off!"

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