Man, have you ever dreamed that you were going to the bathroom, and the dream was really real, and you wake up and by golly, you have gone to the bathroom, just a little bit, so you get up, and walk to the bathroom, and then go for real, and your underwear is a little wet, so you take it off, thinking how lucky it was that you caught it just in time, then you go back to bed and you find out that you didn't? Catch all of it, I mean?

Yeah, me neither!

On the phone with Mom this morning:

"Well, did you find anything else about TiVo?"
"Well, yeah, you know if you are fast forwarding through a commercial and you overshoot, you see the show start, if you press play if will go back to the beginning of the show!"
"Back to the beginning of the show?"
"No, no, back to the beginning of right after the commercial break!"
"Well, that's wonderful. Now there will never be anything wrong with your life ever again!"
"Yes, every day the sun will shine and the birds will sing..."
"Maybe it will start writing your entries for you!"

TiVo update:

Watched The Thirteenth Floor, a movie that I never would have seen without the Great God TiVo, because I set it up to look for stuff starring Craig Bierko. I remember when I came out, making some sort crack about the trailer being a Matrix ripoff, but boy was I ever wrong! It's absolutely terrific!

Yeah, here's the crack. Man, don't listen to me, it's the best. It's actually kind of better, in a way, because Craig Bierko is both better looking and a far better actor than Keanu. You know, it makes me realize how good The Matrix would have been with a really top-notch actor in the lead rather than a blank slate.

On the other hand, The Thirteenth Floor would have been better with Carrie-Ann Moss rather than Gretchen Moll in the female lead, but you can't have everything.

Lenten entries missed:

Amy explained the difference between pop snacks and milk snacks, is having a baby, (wow, it's really going around, ain't?), told about how them pregnancy hormones are hitting hard, Cocoa Krispies-wise, and decided to go in a different direction with her journal, meaning that she has started to write more than one entry a month. Thanks, Amy and Andy's baby for providing the hormones to make that woman damn well write more often!

Today's horoscope:
A compromise between dreams and reality is indicated. Keep your ideals grounded and look for ways to make your visions manifest.

One year ago today:
The best bit was before my second entrance, when David comes on and says that it's me at the door, and the audience started laughing in anticipation.

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