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25 July Hot hot hot! Hot and horrid! Last night I passed the clock going home at 9p and it was 96°! At 9p! Argh! Of course, we are all spoiled little babies, 'cause it's been so nice lately, this is just normal summer weather. Every summer it gets over 90°, every winter it snows, and every time, everyone jumps back in horror like a virgin in a whorehouse, shouting about how they didn't know it was gonna be like that! I hope this heat breaks soon. It's been three whole daaaaaaaays!
I am getting in a horrible habit of sleeping late and hitting snooze and things, it is very wrong and bad. Yesterday I actually forgot to set me alarm, but I woke up at 8a anyway. I was so relieved about it that I immediately set my alarm for 9a. Then hit snooze until 10a. I'm supposed to leave the house at 10a, or 10.15a at the latest, but I got into the shower and washed, of all insane things, and was horribly late to work. Again. Yesterday did continue the week of no pressure at work, though. I mean, I have things to do, and they did threaten to turn of one of the phone lines in Arizona, but they only threatened it to me, they didn't go round the office with a big pair of scissors and Alan had to wrestle them to the ground, weeping, before they agreed to take out money instead, so that was a lovely treat. Let's see, this week it's the phone, last week was the electricity, the week before was the water, so next week is either a week off, or they are going to try to shut the water off again. Probably the gas in LA instead, as they have an adorable habit of sending out the bill and if they don't receive the payment in a week, they come round to shut the gas off. The fact that the bill has to go in the mail to NY and the check has to go in the mail to LA doesn't seem to concern them much. Once the bill is printed, they think that it's already late. We should start some sort of psychic bill payment, as that is the only thing that will ever satisfy them.
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