Last week I was handed this flyer in the street that said:

WARNING:
SPRAYING FOR SEWER LIZARDS TO COMMENCE TONIGHT.
TAKE APPROPRIATE PRECAUTIONS

And now, this week, there are stickers on all of the manholes saying that the area had been sprayed for sewer lizards.

And all I can think is, sewer lizards? What the hell is a sewer lizard? Is it the size of my pinky? Does it block out the sun? Are they those urban legend aligators? Are we spraying for urban legends these days? And what if the spraying doesn't kill them, but instead just makes tham mad?

Today's horoscope:
A little research by you can pinpoint an investment gem. Get the facts and then make your move.

One year ago today:
I can only imagine that the casting notice read "CAN YOU BE LOUDER THAN A BUS?", or if it didn't, it should have.

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