Weirdly, since I have been sick, I have been salivating constantly. I do not know why, nobody's been ringing any bells, but it's all about constantly swallowing.

And things taste a little funny, too, I have had a couple of sodas that tasted like there was alcohol in them.

The other thing different, though this was before I was sick, really it's since Christmas, is that my feet are really stinking. I am not particularly washing them less often, and I notice it fairly soon even after a shower.

I don't know, maybe they have always been this bad, but I started wearing clogs at Christmas, so I can slip off my shoes more easily. But if I, who has almost no sense of smell, can smell them down on the floor as soon as I slip a shoe off, they must be bringing tears to the eyes of people blocks away.

What does one do about dreadful, stinky feet, except, perhaps, for wearing completely closed shoes at all times? Hermetically sealed feet.

It seems that I am completely falling apart. Drooling, smelly-footed, I think the reason that I have been alone for so long is becoming crystal clear!

Today's horoscope:
A friend criticizes you. Take it as intended to be helpful and resist retaliation.

One year ago today:
Paul Newman is about the only actor of his generation who is actually playing his age, and did so before he really needed to.

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