I've been thinking about this Kids in the Hall sketch lately, for some reason, it's stuck in my head. In it, Mark is standing on the sidewalk, and Kevin is sitting on a windowsill or a roof or something about a story above his head.

MARK
I've lost my indian drum. [crashes cymbals twice] I've lost my drum. [clash] I've lost my indian drum.

KEVIN
[hits drum once] I have your drum... [beat] Your drum is mine. [two beats] I have your drum... [beat] She's doing fine.

MARK
[clash] But I've lost my drum... [clash] My drum is gone. [two clashes] Soon it will be Autumn, [clash] My God what have I done! [three clashes]

KEVIN
[beat] I have your drum... [two beats] Your drum is mine. [two beats] I will treat her poorly, [beat] There's no need to whine. [two beats]

MARK
[clash] Drum lost!

KEVIN
Drum found! [beat]

MARK
Drum lost! [clash]

KEVIN
Drum found...

MARK
[clash] No drum, no party! [clash]

KEVIN
I have your drum.

MARK
Where's my indian drum?

KEVIN
Look skyward, moron!

MARK
I am! [clash] I see no drum... Drum lost! [two clashes]

KEVIN
Look up!

MARK
Drum lost! [two clashes]

KEVIN
Look over here!

MARK
Drum lost! [two clashes]

KEVIN
Your drum is here.

MARK
I've lost my drum.

Sometimes I'm Mark, searching for something right in front of my face, and sometimes I'm Kevin, waving my arms towards the unseeing, crying "over here, over here," but I think that mostly I'm Kevin. "Look skyward, moron!" I should get that on a t-shirt.

Who are you in this scenario, Mark or Kevin?

I got paid yesterday, so I ransomed some more photographs from the drugstore. These are all from Molly's fifth birthday party.

Happy birthday to yooouuu...

Opening Jon Daddy's gift...

He claims that his job is to constantly be providing her with delicate, age-inappropriate gifts that she cannot touch.

It is lovely, though...

Ballet slippers!

Vogue.

Bonnie and Katie, performing the Dance of the Unicorns.

When did she grow up so much? When did she start looking so old?

No more pictures!

No, really, it's a perfect look for you!

The latest Paris fashions.

Jon usually isn't the colour of mahogany, but Katie certainly seems to find it amusing.

Real men wear birthday party hats.

Today's horoscope:
Today features a quiet, family focus. Involve those near and dear to you in any playtime. Spend leisure moments making emotional ties.

One year ago today:
Of course, after all that, I'll be flitting today, but I always reserve the right to do so!

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