At rehearsal last night:

WINNI
O my God, your hair is red again!

ME
It's purple.

WINNI
I wanted it to be blonde for the show.

ME
It was purple then, too.

WINNI
Well, it's about five shades darker than it was.

ME
That is because it's purple. It fades really fast.

WINNI
Will it be the same as it was last rehearsal?

ME
Well, since that's purple, it wouldn't really work. It's the indirect lighting in here, under stage lights the audience would think, "Why does that sod farmer's wife in the old west have lavender hair? And look, it's navy blue on the side and greenish yellow at the bottom!

WINNI
Well, it really is alot darker.

ME
Purple.

(An hour later, in the kitchen, where it is brighter)

WINNI
O my God, your hair is purple!

ME
Yes, like I said.

WINNI
Not maroon, not red with purple highlights, real purple purple!

ME
You thought I was exaggerating, didn't you?

WINNI
You weren't!

Hey, I just (and I do mean just, I was about to upload this) got my first really truly unintelligible piece of dork-bunny hate mail! I am so proud, that I simply must share it with the world, spelling, capitalization and punctuation intact:

"why do u cuse like that bitch suck my damn dick hoe i hope my cum leaves pimples on your face you sluty ass bitch ass hoe"

Isn't it great? (Sniff) I'm so proud!

Amanda mentioned a cool site called Friends of Jezabel's Mirror, and showed her contribution, inspiring me to send in my mirror photos! And here they are: me, me and more me.

Lenten Entries missed:

Wendy wrote to say "having already moved 18 gazillion times I feel compelled to go for 18 gazillion and 1" and can now be found here. Of course, I deleted my bookmark for the old site, where all of the archives reside! There were some good ones, I swear!

Today's horoscope:
Others expect you to balance and harmonize. You avoid unpleasantness and do all you can to keep an appealing atmosphere.

One year ago today:
"No, I was happy, happy happy happy, and if I wasn't happy, I was wrong, because I was young and stupid!"

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