9 May
Can't do much of an entry today, because some bad kitty or another threw up on my borrowed keyboard, and it's now terribly upset. So, I'm typing on my laptop keyboard and using the spacebar on the other keyboard, and it's like playing the organ. It's really hard on the shoulders.
Look, here's me typing on the kitty-vomit board:
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That's my name. See what I mean? I knew you would.
O, here's something I can do, as it's mostly cut and paste. Yesterday, in response to Patrick's swell review, I wrote him:
"Just read your "Russell Crowe is a Dish", I mean "Gladiator" review. As you can tell from mine, I quite agree, though I hated Joaquim Phoenix. And I think I spelled harelip wrong. Anyway, you're wrong about Russell Crowe's height. Remember The Insider? Remember Al Pacino and Russell Crowe walking together? And you can see them from foot to head? Remember Russell towering over Al?I must admit, though, that it was the sharp-eyed Diane (who is about as tall as I am) who glumly brought my attention to the fact that Russell is about a foot and a half tall, and then I noticed that when he was out with Jodie Foster, who is famously bitty, neither does he dwarf her.That's 'cause he didn't."
A great Crowe site, Maximum Crowe, has under Personal Stats, "Brown hair, blue/green eyes; he describes himself as just under 6 feet tall". Like an unmarried man attending an awards show with his mother, you don't get more obvious than that.
My shoulders can't take this anymore, so I guess you're just going to have to visit my Journal of the Week, aren't you?
I hope that this keyboard dries out soon.
Today's horoscope:
Your example of honesty and disciplined behavior is vital for a young person.
One year ago today:
"Beh-rizh-NIT-skee, not Beh-RIZH-nu-skee. And, by the way, the world is sol-LEM-nit-tee, not sol-lem-NIN-ni-tee."
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