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29 February Happy Leap Year! I wonder who I'll ask to marry me today? Or is it an all year thing? Well, if I had to choose today, I'd pick David Morse, but since he's married already,( not to mention the fact that we haven't actually met), so I'd pick one of the guys in my show. Which one? O, I think if you look at the pictures you might be able to guess...
So yesterday was Monday, the beginning of the work week, and a start of a brand new budget! By noon, we had run out. A million dollars, spent by noon on Monday. We'll have to be avoiding phone calls all week, 'cause nobody else can be paid until next week. What does it feel like to spend a million dollars in a couple of hours? Not quite as interesting as if I were spending it on myself rather than rents and leases and phones and monthly stipends, but it's still rather luxurious. Like being a princess.
O, I'm just going wild selling stuff on eBay! It's as big an addiction as buying things, and better 'cause the money is coming in rather than going out. I'm only listing things a few at a time, because I don't want to compete with myself too much, but I'm tearing the house apart, looking for cool things and calling Mom and saying "From now on, nothing gets thrown out, everything gets sold! This includes old candy wrappers and used Kleenex!" I found a box of tapes that Mom had sent me probably about a year and a half ago, that when I opened it, had something rotten all over them. I was cleaning them and trying to figure out what the black rotten lump was, when I suddenly remembered saying to Mom "Send me some avocados from the tree!" and it occurred to me that she had. Not much was ruined beyond repair, and many of them were wrapped in plastic, but if you ever are considering packing a box away for a couple of years with original tapes that you might want to sell someday along with some nice fresh avocados, may I respectfully advise against it.
I think that Lou Bega's fifteen minutes are so up. I say this after seeing his Disney version of "Mambo #5", where he's singing about Huey, Dewey and Louie rather than Rita and Gina. Ticking like a deathwatch beetle.
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