When Roe and Patrick and Tracing and I were at Westway, I don't remember how it started, but we were talking about what it would be like journalling in real life.

PATRICK
People would ask, "How was your day?" and you would answer "I'm sorry, I don't have time to update."

ME
(to TRACING)
Or in your case it would be "I can't tell you about today, but I can tell you how I was three weeks ago Wednesday!"

TRACING
(to ME)
Well, you would hand them a recording of something that you thought of last week!

PATRICK
(to ME)
Or you would say, "I haven't got time right now, but here are some pictures!" and hand them a few snapshots!"

And, that said, I haven't got time right now, but here are some pictures!

This is my show, taken digitally by Colleen. Some are a bit blurred, due to the combination of movement and no flash, but that gives them a kind of painterly quality and I have included a couple of them.

"I see no reason for this tedious business of pretending to be a suitor to the old hag!"

"I realize that I am capable of inspiring a powerful passion in men..."

"And you, insect, go and light two expensive wax candles in my silver chandelier."

"I have reason to apprehend seeing my affections supplanted by those of my rival, and Madame swayed by the title of a Vicomte."

May I embrace the young gentleman? One cannot love the trunk and not the branches!"

"He makes a most impressive impression."

"Let's hear something you've taught him. Make him say something clever!"

"Now listen here, Vi-cunt..."

"Monsieur Harpin, please! Coming in here like this with your blue language and interrupting our play!"

"Come off it, cut out the guff!"

"Monsieur Harpin, we will meet in another place and I will demonstrate my prowess with points or pistols."

"Yes, my darling Tibaudier, I will marry you if only to spite the others!"

Today's horoscope:
Your imagination will suggest new avenues for additional income if you stay relaxed and open to inspiration.

One year ago today:
Okay, Cracker Jack prizes have gone so downhill so as to be almost Dada.

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