11 August
I fucking hate Survivor.
I don't watch the show, I haven't seen a frame of it, except for the tiny bit that they showed on Conan last night where they were trying to decide if somebody's testicles were hanging out of their shorts, and I've been more or less trying to ignore it, but as of last night, it has invaded my dreams.
I can only assume that this was because of Conan, and the fact that I just got the new Us magazine, which has them on the cover and that was practically the last thing that I looked at before I went to sleep last night, but it's just not fair.
It happened this morning, before I had to get up, and the cats were slowly fighting around my head, meaning not that they were screaming and hissing and spitting, but that Monty would be on one side of the pillow and Milo would casually stroll to that side and meow and Monty would hiss and run to the other side of the pillow. Over and over again, though for a change of pace. sometimes Milo would just meow in my face.
And I didn't tell them to shut the hell up or spank their butts or anything that I would normally do, because according to my half-dream state, they were on the Kitty Survivor show, and I couldn't skew the results.
About half an hour after I got up, I realized, "Hey! There's no Kitty Survivor show! I've been had!"
Russell Crowe E-Mail of the Day:
Actually, of the Other Day, but I didn't use it then, because the next entry I wrote was my I'm All Sad and Lonely entry and it wouldn't have fit. Anyway, Kathy wrote:
I am not sure which is worse: that I actually listen to Dr. Laura at times, or that she is after your man!
I think you would find the latter far worse. But it's true. Today an elderly woman called in to whine about her husband of 25 years dancing with a young woman at a wedding and becoming "aroused"!! Dr. Laura basically told the woman, "As long as he's not going off with her, be glad he's still alive down there!"
Then she went on to say, "Haven't you ever seen a man in a movie and become aroused?" and then, "What about Russell Crowe, especially all sweaty and shirtless like he was in Gladiator...I get VERY aroused just thinking about that!"
(all together now: ewwwww!)
Just lookin' out for ya, girl!
Kathy
You know, when I sent you that post about Dr. Laura making moves on your man Russell Crowe, I had no idea it would put you into such a tailspin. Perhaps I should have just kept that one to myself. In your entry, you made it sound like a sudden bout of lonely introspection, but I think I know the real reason for your blues. Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me.....I'm sure I'm the only one of your listeners who even heard Dr. Laura drooling over your man.
Hang in there, baby!
Kathy
What have you dreamed that you thought was true when you woke up?
And we're still talking about weeping at movies, true love, prophetic dreams, thoughtful presents, publicity, irrational fears, what to write about when there's nothing to write about, swearing, our top ten songs, and Australian (and New Zealand) yumminess.
Today's horoscope:
Passions burn and excitement soars. A day for morning, evening and afternoon delight. The time for action is now!
One year ago today:
So, the mother opened.
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