More short conversations (two of which I forgot to put in yesterday's entry until after the ship had sailed and one of which actually took place yesterday):

While watching The Muppets Take Manhattan.

WAITRESS
"Sorry I'm late."

RIZZO
"You can take table 4, the one with all the weirdos."

GONZO
(sitting at the table with all of his Muppet friends)
"I wonder which one is table 4?"

ME
(laughs)

MOLLY
Why are you laughing, Kymmie?

ME
Because it's funny!

MOLLY
No it's not, it's The Muppets Take Manhattan!

After seeing the show at Love Creek with Fran, walking back to the van.

ME
We need to stop so that I can get a soda. (starts to laugh) Because it's only been 45 minutes since my last one!

FRAN
I was just thinking, your body sugar must be plummeting!

ME
I'll need an IV drip of Pepsi if we don't hurry.

MIDDLE-AGED FEMALE CHINESE ACCOUNTANT
I'm going to have lunch now.

ME
I don't care.

MIDDLE-AGED FEMALE CHINESE ACCOUNTANT
O, yes you do!

ME
No, honestly, I couldn't care less!

MIDDLE-AGED FEMALE CHINESE ACCOUNTANT
I know you not as mean as you seem--inside you big softy!

ME
That's as may be, but I still don't care whether or not you have lunch!

MIDDLE-AGED FEMALE CHINESE ACCOUNTANT
O, c'mon Kymm!

ME
Eat, don't eat, it really doesn't affect my life.

MIDDLE-AGED FEMALE CHINESE ACCOUNTANT
You care. You care.

ME
I swear, I really don't!

Today's horoscope:
Setting a deadline helps you accomplish. Make a commitment to yourself to complete that nagging project.

One year ago today:
"And we're being restrained!" I said "You can only imagine how bad it is when we're not being polite!"

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