A few short conversations:

THE RACCOON
I almost don't want to say this, but the phones have been awfully quite for a Monday.

ME
Maybe everyone has given up!

BONNIE
Kymmie, guess what?

ME
What?

BONNIE
Kymmie, guess what?

ME
What?

BONNIE
Kymmie, guess what?

ME
(to Cynthia)
I've noticed that she's got the first half of the whole "Guess what?" thing down solid, but doesn't seem to realize that you need a follow-up.

CYNTHIA
Yes, that's the flaw...

SAM
(regarding his film Isn't She Great)
Did you see it?

ME
I really wanted to, honestly I did, but I was busy that day...

ME
(after listening for five minutes to the controller, the head of billing and an accountant talk about numbers for five minutes)
If you are going to be that boring, go someplace else where I don't have to hear it.

MIDDLE-AGED FEMALE CHINESE ACCOUNTANT
(while looking at my Buffy calendar)
Ooh, she so sexy, she getting so sexy, they so sexy, she sexy sexy SEXY!!

ME
(to myself)
Please stop. O God, please make her stop.

Today's horoscope:
Financial matters arise with a friend. Don't let money complicate your relationship.

One year ago today:
I am much too dainty a flower to snore! No, really!

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