I am in such a state of utter loathing for not only every single person I work with, but every single person who has ever worked for The Company That Must Not Be Named, including the ones that I have never met, including the dead ones, (especially, of course the ones that I wish were dead) that I don't think that I'm capable of a coherent entry today.

I truly wish with all my heart that the Evil Overlord would get hit by a car and die, and if she does I won't even feel guilty that I wished it on her.

Quickly, though, before I go off in my little "fuck you" snit, in the "Next Saturday" update, I have pulled ahead of Melissa with a score of 24-23!

Amazing, isn't it, how when Melissa was a point ahead of me, that was a tie, but me a point ahead of her means I'm winning! Well, it's my page I can spin it the way I like...

"Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me!"

O wait, you came to see the funny redheaded New Yorker, didn't you? Well, you'd best go see the other one.

One year ago today:
"Press OnTheGo firmly over your urethra and GO!"

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