16 November I have the most giantest barking seal cough in all the land. Michelle wanted me to go see Marq's show tonight. Two of my actors are performing tonight and tomorrow. I was going to go to both, but I think that I shall have to go to neither, because the rest of the audience would likely rise as one and batter me to death with their programmes. No really, it's a very loud cough. And I'll bet I have it for at least a week. Sigh. I get so bored with people commenting on it all the time. Just let me cough and shut the hell up about it. So yesterday was the first day of the new Accounts Payable Manager at work. He's not a replacement for anyone, he's just sort of a new person, slotted between The Evil Overlord and The Raccoon, because this company is all about adding extra layers. And he's not a manager, he's something else, but I don't remember what the job title is. He's massively cross-eyed, so I'll call him Teddy, a joke that you Witch Week fans out there will get. Neither The Raccoon nor The Part-Timer were there yesterday, the former because she was moving and the latter because she's on holiday, so 'twas up to me to represent the department. He was soundly horrified by our piece of shit accounting program, and kept saying things like "I really shouldn't make comments on my first day..." to which I'd answer, "Feel free, feel free, we all think it sucks!" In regard to my "Trombones got VALVES?" exclamation yesterday (similar to "Clams got LEGS!"), apparently not all trombones are valved, just the big butch bass trombones. I had no idea that I had quite so many trombone experts amongst my readership! What do the readers of The Mighty Kymm have in common? Not much, except for the fact that they all are simply lousy with trombone knowledge! Remember when I mentioned taking pictures back when I was doing Dracula? Two years ago? Well, I finally scanned one! Today's horoscope: Today, you want to try something new and original, but aren't sure it's safe. You can be creative, just don't let it get out of hand. One year ago today: "What makes you think that I could identify a turkey liver?" * Yesterday / Index / This Month / Tomorrow * E-Mail Whole new way of looking at life by: Michael Moore! This page was written by hand. My hand. Only pussies use HTML editors. Last Updated Mon 1 November 09:22:09 1999