20 May
I swear, my mind's a blank. I'm seeing Star Wars in a few hours, I'm too thrilled to think!
I've been hearing here and there, and trust me I've been avoiding hearing about it as much as possible, that it's not actually the greatest thing since Liquid Prell, but I figure that, at this point, the film could feature the actual Second Coming of Christ and still not quite meet people's expectations.
So I have no expectations. I just want to have fun.
By the way, the title of today's entry comes from the "What is Your Star Wars Name" game, where you take the first three letters of your name and add the name of car you drive and then the planet you are from is the last drug you took.
Hey, did you know The Matrix 2 is apparently opening already this summer? It's called The Thirteenth Floor.
It seems to have a different cast, but the same plot.
Never and I have decided that we are living the same life (though her version involves losing fifty pounds!). She said that clearly either we will both end our stories well or both badly, we sink or swim together.
So I told to for God's sake shape up. I need her to have true love or I'm sunk!
Were I Australian, I would have been so humiliated by that loathsome Aussie zoo loony on Leno last night, I would try to fob him off on New Zealand or something.
" Steve Irwin? Lord, he's not Australian! No, he's from Ohio, can't you tell that's a phoney accent? Real Australians aren't anything like that for heaven's sake!"
I predict many an email stating the fact that ol' Crocodile Steve is actually a national treasure or something, but I thought that he was a big dingdong.
Today's horoscope:
Choose your confidants carefully. Venting can help, but only with the right person.
One year ago today:
Can there be no motherfucking happy medium?
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