(The Mighty Kymm--you'll not see nothing like!)

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13 July

So yesterday was one of those sort of calm, dull days where so totally nothing of interest happened. Like Pablum.

Except for the part where it took me two hours to cut a single check, because the system decided to show its true colours.

You know, the evil ones.

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It was mentioned on my Randy Newman list yesterday that we have a Pulitzer Prize winner on the list, a guy who's been on the list for simply ages and I never knew who he was! So I wrote:

He is? We do? How totally cool! Am I exceptionally dim, or do you hide your light under a bushel, Jim? If I had a Pulitzer, I'd turn it into a title, like Lord or an addendum like PhD. Or both! "Pulitzer Prize Winner Kymm Zuckert, PpW". And I wouldn't ever answer any mail that didn't include the title. And I'd make people bow down and stuff...

But you are a much stronger person than I am.

Kymm

P.S. Also, I'd wear a crown and a sash like Miss America.

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Recent entries in other people's journals that were so funny and/or interesting that I read them out loud to somebody:

This one, this one, and these two!

Read those last two fast, as Mister I Don't Archive doesn't actually, um, archive.

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Since this is now the linkiest entry ever, let me include a little bit of ego. For once!

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Today's horoscope:
New ideas come your way. You pick up fascinating facts and bits of data from those around you

One year ago today:
"Can you please call Michelle? 'Cause she called me asking if I knew where you were!"

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