Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Fuck. Fuck fuck fucker fuckest.

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.

Or, if you would rather...

"Ill put on my best shift and drawers let him have a good eyeful out of that to make his micky stand for him Ill let him know if thats what he wanted that his wife is fucked yes and damn well fucked too up to my neck nearly not by him 5 or 6 times handrunning theres the mark of his spunk on the clean sheet I wouldnt bother to even iron it out that ought to satisfy him if you dont believe me feel my belly unless I made him stand there and put him into me Ive a mind to tell him every scrap and make him do it out in front of me serve him right its all his own fault if I am an adulteress as the thing in the gallery said"

We're having a very interesting discussion on profanity on Journal-L, which made me seek out the Ulysses quote, above. I am proud to say that I knew the Carlin quote off by heart.

The following are my recycled quotes from the discussion, as I'm too lazy to write a real entry today. Also, this is a subject I find extremely interesting.

By me, I like to make a sentence be all that it can be, and sometimes the sentence flows best when one incorporates the word "fuck".

Like that one.

I think it would be disrespectful to my readers to call them names, but if they are so delicate so as to grow faint from my use of the saltier words in the English language, best that they hie themselves elsewhere, and the sooner that they know that the better!

Honestly, and this is no slam to the person who wrote the above sentence originally (I don't know who it was, as I must have missed that post!) I find the use of asterisks in a dirty word FAR more annoying than the word itself! Of course, I swear like a drunken sailor, but there is something so precious about saying f*ck rather than fuck. It makes me think "Aha! The problem was with the "u"! That bad dirty "u"..."

Yes! My point exactly! I once saw Ellen Degeneris (who was a fine stand-up when she did comedy) talk about not working blue, a style with which I certainly have no problem, and she said that she always wants to go up to comics who work blue and say "Why do you think it's funnier just because you used that word?" Why is anything funnier because of word choice? Of course, sometime you can get a laugh with a profanity and it's a cheap laugh, but sometimes it makes the right rhythm.

Sometimes, it IS the right word.

Fuckin' a.

"and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will

Yes."

Today's horoscope:
The key to today will be you knowing which tasks call for real thoroughness, and which can be done "once over lightly."

One year ago today:
"You know what's really cool about cows? They can chew on their own pud!"

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