1 December Last thing I remember is the freezing cold, water reaching up just to swallow me whole... 2 December All of the nights we'd harmonize till dawn, I never laughed so long... 3 December You can raise all you want if you raise the roof, scream and shout and the gate increases... 4 December She's a real emotional girl, lives down deep inside herself... 5 December Like what I happen to be wearing the day that someone takes my picture is my new statement for all womankind... 6 December And maybe you can keep me from ever being happy but you're not going to stop me from having fun... 7 December Hey baby, they're playing our song--the one they used to play when we used to get along... 8 December And the sight of your sleepy smile eclipsed all the other people... 9 December In the Blarney Stone, drink a gallon of foam, till I'm feelin' half meself again... 10 December There is a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline... 11 December It's been a long, long day, I sure could use a friend... 12 December Now hounds of love are hunting. I've always been a coward, and I don't know what's good for me. 13 December Better learn to go it alone, recognize you're out on your own... 14 December Man running thru the grass outside says he wants to take up serpents, says he will drink the deadly thing and it will not hurt him... 15 December I alone am returned to tell thee, hidden in ice for a century to walk the world again... 16 December You could not give me more than you gave me... 17 December Standing at the threshold of another bad obsession... 18 December I said breakdowns come and breakdowns go, so what are you going to do about it, that's what I'd like to know... 19 December Cause I've been running a long time on this travelling ground... 20 December Well I'm on my way, I don't know where I'm going, I'm on my way I'm taking my time but I don't know where... 21 December Hey, Andy did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch? 22 December When I was a young girl I had me a cowboy... 23 December You won't burn, you won't bleed, confess to me, girl... 24 December It's in the trees! It's coming! 25 December And a partridge in a pear tree... 26 December Merry merry Christmas bells, sweetly sweetly chime... 27 December Tonight we're gonna be the party, we will party all night long... 28 December Just to get me turning green inside like being seen with me would be a crime... 29 December Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate... 30 December It's hard to say if they are happy, when they don't seem much to mind... 31 December Well it's over I know it but I can't let go, he won't take me back when I come around...