I know now that it is really, truly Spring.

And why do I know that it is really, truly Spring? Because I had my first ant invasion yesterday morning!

I was calling the cats to breakfast, and Monty took one look at his bowl and stalked away in high dudgeon, which is pretty unusual, if not utterly unheard of. So, I dumped some food in his bowl, and then saw the telltale movement.

Yep, like the first robin, the first ant trail is an unmistakable harbinger of Spring.

So last night Nik and I finally saw The Matrix.

I was riding that ragged edge of disaster again, 'cause I had to be on Shush Patrol at the theatre until 9.30p as Sharon's show was on, and she couldn't be shushing in the lobby during it, so she enlisted me--and a good thing, too, as there were twenty people in the lobby at that time! All of whom were so well-trained by me that they would dive to catch the doors when new people would come in and just let them slam!

However, the movie was at 10p and across town, and The Raccoon, when overhearing us making plans on the phone, said "You're gonna miss the movie again!" But I made it, and before Nik, the Early Guy, which has never happened before.

The movie was so boss!

I had heard that the effects were great but the story was lacking, and I thought that I could do without a story for once, but there was plenty of story! What did they want, Gone With the Wind?

It was totally the ginchiest, and it was completely swell, and we both loved it plenty. Afterwards, I said to Nik that I dug that fetish gear, and he agreed that he wanted one of those grey torn sweatshirts. And I said:

"No, honey, I meant the vinyl!"

There was also a twenty minute (felt like) Star Wars trailer that I didn't watch.

I watched a little, then decided that I didn't want to see, didn't want to know, so I looked away. And, as it went on and on and wouldn't stop, I was glad of that decision!

So the only thing that I can tell you for certain is that Natalie Portman's accent sucks.

Reese Witherspoon so totally looks like a pig. I mean, she's really pretty and all, but she just has the most gigantic nostrils!

Is it just me?

Today's horoscope:
Make that minor repair or improvement you've been putting off. You'll be more effective and feel better.

One year ago today:
Don't give me any shit, or I'll put a curse on you, too!

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