Sonofabitch!

Remember the Times article? The one I interviewed for absolutely ages ago? Well, yesterday the woman who wrote it rang me to get Terry Baker's URL (since he redesigned, everything's all different, and apparently the URL tester person was unable to go up a directory and check for himself) and said that it would finally appear today, so after midnight I thought I'd give it a shot, and there it was!

And I'm not in it!

Of course, I understand why, because I don't really fit in with the hook she decided to use, about invaded privacy, but still...

Anyway, if you want to read it, it's here.

So, Mia comes up to me the other day and said that she was having her period and it had leaked onto her jeans, even though she was wearing pads with wings and everything! I told her that wings were no good, that she had to get the new Stayfree design with the leak guard--like a little trough running around the edge. I had bought them because there was no other choice at the deli, but I was really pleased with the results, i.e. no leakage at all...

And that was when I realized that I had somehow gotten myself smack dab in the middle of a feminine hygiene commercial.

I know I'm getting old now.

How do I know this? Why, because I was flipping around the dial the other day, and I hit on a live performance by Green Day, snarling and swearing and trying to be so tough and looking about eleven, and I thought "What sweet little boys!"

I have become my own grandmother.

Got an e-mail last night from my sophomore year high school roommate, Lillibeth! That's what I love about the web, baby, finding and being found. Of course, she wrote a chatty e-mail about what she's been up to in the past few years and I said, basically, "Ummm...go see my web page!"

I wrote it once, right? I know, I know, I'm bone idle...

Hi, Lillibeth!!

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