18 May
I went back to the fair yesterday!
The funniest thing I saw was a guy passing out free samples of Pepsid AC (antacid tablets) about two feet away from a girl dressed mostly in leather straps passing out flyers for Mistress Aphrodite's Dungeon, and the Pepsid AC was much more popular!
Well, it was the food fair!
I have a new obsession: The Body Shop's Warming Mineral Mask.
Now, it says right on the label that it's "to warm the skin", but I had no idea that it meant that literally--I've used plenty of "cooling gels" in my life that haven't magically turned into ice packs, so I thought that it was some sort of poetic license.
Nope! When you spread it on your face, it by golly gets warm, nay, hot! Swear to God! Between my love for facial products and my love for gadgety things, I have decided that The Body Shop's Warming Mineral Mask is the greatest invention since the heart-lung machine.
I ran out of reading material the other day, so I was eavesdropping on the conversation behind me van instead. These two girls were talking about the Internet and how this guy showed one of the girls all this stuff about conspiracy theories, "And then he showed me...have you heard about this sex video with Pamela Lee and Tommy Lee Jones?"
Now that I'd pay to see!
Happy birthday, Linda Lou!
I would say that achieving the grand old age of 34 means that you should start researching retirement condos, but for the fact that I'm turning the same age in August. Of course, 34 will be much younger then!
And thanks again for the Winnie the Pooh snow globe and the field mouse/woodchuck/rodent-of-some-kind trophy head refrigerator magnets! I think the idea of sending me presents when it's your birthday is a great one and I hope you'll remember to do it next year for your thirty-fifth!
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