15 May
Yesterday was so beautiful and warm and wonderful and lovely that I just skipped around in a cheerful mood all day, and piled my hair on top of my head with a big green bow on it!
I really think that I'm a little too affected by the weather...
We got a new Xerox machine in the mail room at work that is about the size of three Xerox machines, like you'd see in a copy shop. It extremely intimidating looking. The first time I used it I apologized to it that I was only using it to make one little copy when it was clearly capable of so much more.
I call it The Spaceship.
The funny thing was when I walked by the mail room the other day, and Alexander called out in this plaintive voice for me to help him. "Where is the copy machine?" he asked, from his position right next to the copy machine.
"It's right there, Alexander," I said, and he did this huge double-take. "That?! I can't use that!" so I made his copies for him as he cringed away from the terrifying spectacle.
Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating, but let me tell you something, my company is a company made entirely of people who never put down the copier covers--they copy what needs copying then wander away like baby ducks, cover wide open.
Well, this new machine has never been left with the cover up!
People are scared to!
Diane, my ex boss, is about the most beautiful woman that I have ever seen.
She looks like a movie star--really perfect--and I'm around actors all the time, where the level of good looks tends to be extraordinary. The fact that she's also really nice and smart and funny and stuff just twists the knife.
Anyway, I bring this up because last weeks she had the hugest zit on her chin. I was stunned to find that she is, in fact, human!
The last Seinfeld was just fine and dandy, I thought, but honestly, it's only the end of a TV show, not the Last Trump!
Now the last episode of M*A*S*H, that was a tragedy!
One year ago today:
You miss a couple of payments and they switch off your phone without even calling to mention it!
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