5 May
Today is the two year anniversary of this very page!
Yes, I have been writing this book for two whole years! Gad, I can't imagine my life without it. It's seen me through alot.
Thanks for reading!
(Jeez, I was alot more voluble about it last year, ain't? Next year I bet I barely mention it!)
Spent yesterday in front of the computer slamming sites from the queue into the ring (Open Pages, that is), and setting myself up to majorly purge the ring starting next weekend by sending an e-mail to the entire membership telling them that I was about to majorly purge the ring starting next weekend!
I'm still completely deaf in my right ear and partially deaf in my left, and I tried taking a bath to see if putting water in my ear would make it pop, which didn't work, and then I decided to see if maybe it was some sort of earwax thing like Dave suggested, so I went out to the supermarket to pick up some earwax-cleaner-outer stuff.
And I'll tell you, asking for earwax-cleaner-outer stuff at the customer service desk is pretty darn embarrassing! Especially since I'm not certain how loudly I'm speaking and couldn't quite hear the answer and had to ask for it to be repeated!
I decided to pick up a few other things while I was at the store and I looked at what I was carrying and realized that it was about the worst combination of groceries ever:
The earwax-cleaner-outer stuff, ant and roach spray, and a giant economy sized package of maxi pads!
I was trying to think of one more item that would make it worse. Stool softener? Yeast infection cream? Mustache bleaching kit?
And then I saw it!
A combination enema bag/douche bag/hot water bottle.
Had I bought that I would have had the single most revolting bag of groceries ever recorded.
The earwax-cleaner-outer stuff didn't work a smidge, by the way, so I'll have to call the doctor.
You owe me six bucks, Dave!
Okay, everyone start buying canned goods and sterno stoves! The end is at hand! Amanda has updated!!! No, really, 10 new entries for February and March and one for April!
I'm so pleased...
Hey Patti Horton! I'd love to tell you everything you want to know, baby, but your e-mail's bouncing!
One year ago today:
New York has now OFFICIALLY turned into LA.
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