So yesterday was opening day of U.S. Marshals, so of course I had to see it!

And what a piss-poor movie it was.

I mean, my man Tommy Lee (whom, let me re-iterate for the umpteenth time, I would crawl over broken glass from here to Rhode Island for the opportunity to give him a blowjob) was just wonderful, and I was glad that they brought back the team from The Fugitive, Cooper, Newman, Biggs and Cosmo, but couldn't they have done all this in a better script?

Or at least a shorter film? I mean, it was The Thing That Wouldn't End--it felt longer than Hamlet. It was like The Fugitive all over again, but a Xerox of a Xerox of a Xerox version; it felt blurred over.

Now, I've seen my man Tommy Lee in worse films, lots of them (I mean Jesus wept, did you ever see Rolling Thunder? How about The Big Town? I rest my case.), but I really had hopes for this one.

It's always the sequels that you're looking forward to the most that end up being the worst. Dear Lord, please don't let them fuck up The Silence of the Lambs sequel!

After the movie, John and I went to Sam Goodies so that I could get a few blank tapes, and I got the new Lisa Loeb and The Indigo Girls Swamp Ophelia, and John finally got me my Christmas present!

Madonna's new album!

John is a Madonna freak, and he knows that she does not enthuse me, but he told me that everybody should have at lease one Madonna album, and this one was the best! And I actually have been reading some really good reviews, so I'm interested to hear it.

And then after that we went to this place called Tuscany Cafe, next to the Fashion Cafe, which is this completely evil place where besides eating you can also buy soap and candles and blank books and things, and I didn't want to go in, but John is friends with a guy working there and wanted to say hi, so I went in.

And they were having a 50% off sale!

So even though I didn't want to, I bought a bunch of soap and a big bottle of sage bath oil and managed to escape before I bought a real pen and ink set, the kind that you dip.

I swear, that place is evil.

I saw a doll in Sam Goody's called "Alien Autopsy" and it said on the box "Real alien look and feel!"

According to whom?

One year ago today:
My idea of heaven, actually.

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