My ribbon fell off!

My magic wishing ribbon fell right the hell off of my hand! I tied it tight enough in the first place, but it got looser and looser until yesterday it just slipped right off when I was going to the subway. I knew it was gone and I picked it up and put it back on and tried to make the knot tighter, but I'm worried.

Does it mean that my wish is coming true or that it's entirely fucked straight up the ass?

So yesterday after work I went over to my friend Deb's house to take pictures of her all pregnantly.

I think they will probably turn out well, though the light was less than great. I had her pose nude for a few, with her arms covering her breasts. I love taking pictures of pregnant women.

I'm going to shoot the birth, if possible, as well as Cynthia's birth, which will be interesting because they will be so different. Deb's will be in a hospital with doctors and Cynthia's will be at home with midwives, and I think the two of them juxtaposed will be very interesting.

It's funny, though. When I tell people that I am going to photograph the births, people tend to react extremely negatively. "Gross!", they cry, "Who'd wanna see that?!" My only answer is that it's an art project, not a fucking video!

I think it's going to be beautiful.

My new expression is "Jesus wept".

It's funny how it happens with me and expressions--one day I have never said it before, and by noon the next day I've said it fifty times! And they appear for no reason; I have no idea where "Jesus wept" came from. Maybe I read it in a book sometime.

And I guess if Molly's gonna pick up an expression from me, better "Jesus wept" than "Fuck me"!

I saw Rocky and Bullwinkle yesterday on the Cartoon Network. They added a laugh track. Apparently, The Cartoon Network thinks that you won't know it's funny without one. I could only stand about five minutes of that abortion until I turned the channel.

I never thought anyone could ruin Rocky and Bullwinkle...

One year ago today:
I look like a giant pustule with eyes.

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