I was walking from the van yesterday, in a slightly pissy mood, since I'm ovulating (too much information? Too fucking bad--it's a journal!) and then I heard my name.

And it was Peter Rabbit!

We stood and talked for a little minute, and I threatened him with sudden and painful death if he didn't come see my show this weekend, and I was thinking how much I miss Dracula.

I mean, the show was exhausting, and an enormous pain in the patoot, but I saw Peter Rabbit every single day, so it was worth it.

Anyway, after seeing him I was in a much better mood for the rest of the day!

So yesterday John went into the hospital for some elective eye surgery.

He had a yellow film over part of the white of his left eye--sun damage, the doctor called it, and he wanted it the hell off. So he decided to have the surgery.

He seemed to have no idea of how traumatic it would be, though, as he came to work first and expected to come back to work afterwards! I thought he was loony, but decided to let him find out for himself.

And right after going over there, he called me and said that they weren't going to let him go without someone coming to pick him up at 6p when it was over, so I agreed to do so.

However, because nobody told him not to eat, he had a giant pastrami sandwich before going over and could not have a general anesthetic. Of course, a local is better than a general, but that meant that he could clearly see the scalpel slicing into his eyeball and the needle for the stitches and all. I told him that I would have passed out, so that wouldn't have been a problem!

Anyway, my point was that because he didn't have to recover from a general, he called me to come pick him up at 4.30. It's fun leaving work when it's light!

He was a little loopy and tired so I took him home and clucked over him and fed the cat and made him put a compress on his eye. I'm such a Mom.

It was 57 degrees yesterday! In New York! In February!

Thanks El Niņo!

Do you mind telling me who the hell is surprised that snowboarders smoke pot? I'm not...

One year ago today:
"No, but it's a good thing that I had that level 2 invisibility ring!"

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