Another good show last night, though it was a Sunday night house, meaning somewhat quiet, though we did get a bunch of our laughs.

My main problem was that I had an unexpected asthma attack before the show, which consisted of me turning blue and staring into space while trying to put on makeup and braid my hair to stick under the wig.

When I got onstage, though, my lung capacity returned to normal, so all was well.

And then after the show Kevin and I went to the bar and hung out, me picking the chicken off of his Caesar salad.

We ended up closing the place, though we probably would have left earlier if we hadn't had gotten mesmerized by the World's Strongest Man competition on ESPN.

Has anyone else ever seen this, or did I hallucinate the whole thing?

It is the most wonderful thing that I've ever seen with these huge hunks of meat doing these marvelous things like hang from a bar over a pool of water (not as easy as it looks if your shoulders are so huge that they choke you!), and tossing empty beer kegs up in the air and backwards over a wall designed to look like a castle.

The fun part was to see them scramble out of the way when it didn't go backwards enough and came crashing back down towards them.

As Brit (the bartender) said, "It's not the Most Nimble Man, or the Most Graceful Man, or the Smartest Man competition!"

So I got a scanner for Xmas, which was sent to me in the mail before Xmas (so I of course could not open it until after I got back!). I finally opened the box the other day and was all ready to set it up at last...and the first thing I saw was what was clearly a piece of computer innards in a plastic bag.

Yes, it's a port that needs installing. Like I'm capable of doing that! So I decided to call on Danny, my pet systems guy, and beg him to put the stupid thing in for me.

Got to work that day, said "Where's Danny?" and was told that he had been fired the day before! Do I have timing or what?

Maybe Sergei will do it for me...

If it was one of you people who called me three times in a row at 5.30a the other morning, knock it the fuck off.

One year ago today:
Not The Stupidest Photographer in the World!

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